\i1}The most interesting thing in life is that you don't know where or when
you will meet someone or encounter something.
But I'm sure she has something against me.
What are you doing? Hurry and get it.
She has something against me but I can't remember who she is.
Did we know each other before?
- Children! - Here!
Climbing trees is a very dangerous thing to do.
If you fall you will hurt yourself so we must never climb trees.
- Understand? - Understood!
You are the best!
- Spongebob! - What? What Bob?
Miss. I don't mind you take the opportunity to teach them.
But can you help me down first?
- Children! - Here!
If we want to ask someone for help to do something, what must we say first?
- Please! - You're all amazing!
Okay, Miss.
Please, help me down first. Thank you!
If someone asks you to choose between
six months in jail and 158 hours in hell which would you choose?
All this started a month ago.
I'm a writer wandering between film and literature.
I like to create things. I worship freedom.
My attitude towards life is casual.
The books I write will definitely be the number one seller.
The TV shows I've been on will definitely receive best viewer rating.
I'm a popular blogger.
Whether it is Plurk or Facebook I have a wide range of fans.
Do you want to know my name? I'm Xia He Jie.
I want to let the world remember this name.
Want to know the secret to my success? It's actually very simple.
Just eight words. There's no woman that can't be dealt with.
Yes. In this world, there's no woman that can't be dealt with.
Some women will buy my books. Some women will get into my car.
Some women will give me their house keys.
In other words, as long as you know how to deal with a woman
you have practically conquered half of the planet.
By saying dealing with women isn't it a little too chauvinistic?
Chauvinistic men want women to listen to them.
To deal with women you must listen to them.
Only by listening you can understand.
And by understanding you can deal with them.
Of course, I don't object to being chauvinistic at times.
But that is to increase the fun in life, not to throw temper.
Excellent! Very good, well said!
Can I give you a hug? Hug?
Read more books, and I'll consider whether I want to let you hug me.
- You've read a lot. You hug him. - I'm embarrassed.
I'm joking. I came on the show, so I could hug you.
I'm so embarrassed.
- Then hurry. - Is it really okay?
- Yes. - I'm so embarrassed.
- Is this okay? - You should come down.
- Thank you. - My turn!
- Okay. We are really happy today... - Yes.
To have invited this expert on relationships, Xia He Jie, to talk with us.
And we wish that his new book will sell really well, okay?
Thank you. I hope that everyone can support my new book.
- Thank you! - Okay, cut!
Da Mao.
Boss. That was great you know that kind of feeling.
Hi, He Jie. I'm the producer for this show.
I'm really glad to have you here today on our show.
Thank you, He Jie. Let's see how much longer you can be famous for.
Just say it to him directly. Why do you say it behind his back?
No, Mr. Kang. Don't mind him.
Who does he think he is?
You're my big star!
You have a television interview at three and cover photo shoot at four.
- Hi He Jie. - What am I wearing?
Current season's Armani's collection. People will prepare it.
- Why not Tony? - He has something else today.
Call him and say that I'm looking for him. Then?
At six, you're having a meal with Linda, Vivi, and Zhen Zhen.
Vivi and Zhen Zhen are twins.
Then at eight, you have the Hermes' fashion show.
What's going on up front?
The famous model, Amanda is here to promote her new movie.
Number one model is my type.
Subtitles by DramaFever
Episode 1
Welcome to our program!
We are very glad to have the famous model, Amanda
with us to introduce her new movie.
First, Amanda, would you like to say hi to everyone first?
Hello, everyone. I'm Amanda.
Hello, Mr. He.
Amanda, thank you for coming to our program.
Everyone is thinking that you must have a very colorful personal life.
But we noticed that ever since you debuted
you haven't had many scandals.
Everyone is very curious. How do you do it?
I focus on my job. I think I'm like everyone else.
I have a very simple personal life.
I have never thought about dating.
But I believe that there are definitely many men who admire you.
Have you never had a soft spot for anyone?
When you're alone, don't you feel lonely or alone?
I am thankful for all those who have cared about me.
But right now, I can only repay them by working hard.
Boss, we're going to be late for the television interview.
But this is the road I have chosen.
When you decide to date someone
can you tell us what your Mr. Right is like?
Someone who has fallen for the real me.
Not the famous model Amanda.
Thank you for accepting our interview.
Lastly, I wish you success at today's movie premiere.
Thank you.
Sorry we're in a rush.
Do you think being a model is better than acting?
- She performed very well. - Please wait for it. Thank you, everyone.
What plans do you have for the future?
Sorry, we're really in a rush.
You said you want someone who loves the real you
and not the famous model Amanda.
My interpretation is that you feel that
you're only acting out the role of famous model Amanda.
So what is the real you like?
Are you very different from when you're under the limelight?
Amanda, do you know him? How did you two meet?
- Sorry, actually the two of them... - Don't write rubbish.
It's our first time meeting today.
But I hope that we have a chance to work together.
Hi. I'm Xia He Jie.
Sorry, Mr. Xia. We still need to attend the movie premiere.
We'll take our leave. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
- Boss. - Sorry, please make way!
Boss.
Boss. Does that count as a rejection?
Why didn't anyone ask me to go to the movie premiere?
- It's Director Wang's movie. - Which Director Wang?
The one that sued you for slander.
In a radio interview, you sarcastically said his movie was thoughtful.
His movie is really thoughtful and makes people think.
I thought, how could there be such a horrible movie with no plot?
The story is like a rotting cake. Its shape is like bread soaked in water.
The dialogue is like a clogged waterway.
The soundtrack was better because there were hardly any.
Or else it would have been worse.
[Septic tank] Xia He Jie!
It was because of his poor driving skills that he got into an accident.
- What does that have to do with me? - Of course.
Of course it doesn't concern us. His skills must be really bad.
Oh, Da Mao. What do you think of Amanda?
She's hot. She's a top model.
Boss, the TV station is there.
Cancel everything. I want to go see the movie Amanda starred in.
Amanda? You have to be joking, Boss.
The other events we attended had many hot girls with substance.
- Don't tell me that... - Are they as hot as Amanda?
You can't compare them. But Amanda is quite difficult.
Amanda is also a woman. I'm Xia He Jie.
There isn't a woman I cannot deal with.
That's true.
Drive slower, Boss!
Wow, it's an Audi.
- Is it rented? - I don't think there's someone like that.
Who's coming?
Quickly take pictures! Xia He Jie!
He Jie, can we interview you?
Why are you here? Your name is not on the guest list.
Of course. I'm the mysterious guest.
Mysterious guest? Sorry let me ask something.
The movie is going to start. Sorry.
Sorry, sir. Can I see your invitation card?
Boss, it's okay. Let me deal with it.
Mr... Mr. Duan? I think you're confused.
This is my boss, Mr. Xia He Jie.
- I'm sure you've heard of him. - I know.
But I have been instructed that no one can enter without an invitation.
- No, let me explain. - Sorry. I'm just doing my job.
I hope the two of you will understand.
Da Mao, you forgot to bring the invitation card?
- Invite... - Quickly get it.
- Invite... - See you later.
No, that security was retarded.
Boss, where are we going to get an invitation card?
Is that my problem? If I can't go in
you don't have to come to work tomorrow.
I'm selling them to you at the original price, really.
Mom, I want to see an action film.
- I don't want to see this. - This is fun to watch as well.
But we want to see an action film. Sorry.
Miss.
Sorry. Can I ask you something?
Are those the invitations for the premiere?
Yes. Do you want it? I can sell it to you.
Really? Yes!
This is great, you're too nice! God will bless you! How much?
Thank you. The same as a movie ticket. NT$300 is fine.
Okay. So two tickets will be NT$600.
No, I'm only selling one because I want to watch it too.
Okay, how about this?
I'll give another NT$1000 and you can line up and buy another one.
No, I don't want to do that because the premiere is about to start.
Besides you're alone. Why do you need two?
There's still my boss. My boss is the well known author
who has appeared on many TV shows and very well spoken.
He can deal with any women. Xia He Jie! Handsome!
- Xia He Jie? - Yes, Xia He Jie.
- Xia He Jie? - Yes, he's over there.
Xia He Jie, take it away!
Hello, I'm Xia He Jie.
- I know who you are. - Hey, Miss. Hey.
Sorry, our company has a rule.
Xia He Jie cannot give his autograph out freely.
- Is he the one who wants the ticket? - Yes.
You are fortunate to be so close with our Xia He Jie.
So, one ticket is NT$300 two tickets are NT$600.
- NT$10,000. - NT$10,000?
Miss, don't joke around. You can't increase prices like that.
- You said that one is... - Miss. I have money.
But it doesn't mean that I'm an airhead.
NT$10,000 for two invitations is too much.
Who said two tickets? It's for one ticket only.
It's up to you if you want it.
Amanda!
Do you want it? If not, I'm going.
Wait. Da Mao give it to her.
Give it to her.
Miss, this is NT$20,000. Do you want to count it?
The invitation cards.
Sorry, my hand slipped.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Everyone, let us now welcome Director Wang Ming An and Amanda!
Eternity Amanda!
Thank you!
Come, sit.
- Director, please. - Sit, sit.
Director Wang, let me ask you something.
Your new film has received good critical acclaim internationally.
Are you planning to aim for next year's Oscars Best Foreign Film?
The affirmation by the viewers will always be more important than any award.
For the longest time people only spent money
to watch Hollywood movies and neglected amazing domestic films.
I believe this movie will set a new standard for domestic films!
Amanda, this is your first movie.
Even though it is your first time acting in a movie, you got the lead role.
Can you tell everyone what your feelings are?
I'm very lucky and very happy to be able to work with Director Wang
along with so many talented crew members.
I am still a rookie in the movie industry.
There are a lot of things I need to learn.
I don't dare to speak of any feelings.
I am very thankful. Director, thank you!
Regarding Amanda I can help her...
If ten points is the max.
What score would you give yourself for your acting?
Why did Xia He Jie come? He and Director Wang do not get along.
This is very strange.
It looks like he's here to crash the party.
Let's just watch the good show.
This will definitely be the headlines tomorrow.
Take pictures, take more.
Director.
I will definitely work hard on what I need to do.
But the score, just like the director said
should be rated by the audience.
But I think that there are many other actresses who are compatible for this role.
But he chose you, who had absolutely no acting experience.
Is it because your fame surpasses your ability?
Ignore him. Security, please maintain order here.
Ask those who are not involved to go outside!
I will leave after I'm done talking.
You're afraid that I will rate your movie as lousy right, Big Director?
You...
I accept anyone's criticism on my movie.
But I reject your evil slander!
Especially an egomaniac like you.
Who knows nothing about movies. You C-list, D-list, nobody!
Big Director, Roland Barthes released 'The Death of the Author' theory in 1976.
Did you know that?
It means that once the movie is released
the authority of interpretation transfers from the author to the audience.
So it doesn't matter what you want to show.
What's important is how I view it.
I think that this movie is emptier than those movies that only aim to get awards.
So empty that I don't understand it.
But you're right to choose a top model.
Because with a beauty in your movie, less people will fall asleep, right?
Xia He Jie!
Big Director, your accuracy in throwing things is the same as your filming.
- Bad. - You...
Director!
Director, watch your position! Don't be like this, Director.
Director! Director Wang! What are you doing? Director Wang!
- My wine has been ruined by you. - You pushed me!
Xia He Jie, stay where you are!
Director, stop it already.
- I didn't do it! - All of my wine spilled!
The wine has gone to the Earth God. Xia He Jie!
- Boss! - It is not my fault.
Is your director's temper always this bad?
- Xia He Jie! - Director, what are you doing?
Why do you always act this way? What feud do you have with me?
Director!
Excuse me.
Boss.
My premiere has been ruined.
Amanda!
Are you okay?
Sorry, stop taking pictures! Stop taking pictures!
Sorry. Please stop taking pictures.
It's fine.
You...
[Top model caught in a fight.]
This photo was taken quite well.
I look quite handsome.
Yes, you look very handsome.
So handsome that Director Wang got so angry that he became hospitalized.
- He said he wants to sue you again. - Sue?
I hope he will. If not there'll be no news.
If you're famous, don't be afraid of gossip.
No, Boss. In the past six months four people sued you for slander.
Six people sued you for destroying their reputation.
The summons we received surpass the speeding tickets we received.
So? Is it wrong to speak the truth?
Isn't honesty a virtue?
People nowadays just can't accept the cruel reality.
How sad.
Boss.
Boss, look.
You ruined his movie premiere as well as his board.
His loss must be more than NT$1,000,000.
Even Amanda's image as a top model was ruined by you.
That was an accident. You saw it.
I didn't touch anything.
As for Amanda...
Boss, how can you still smile? Amanda must hate you now.
That's great. The amount of men that call her beautiful can circle the Earth.
But only I managed to embarrass her. She will never forget me.
In such a short time, to be able to have a place in a top model's heart...
Even I can't help feeling proud of myself.
Boss, aren't you being a bit too optimistic?
This isn't being optimistic. It's confidence.
- Confidence? - A man's confidence is like pheromone.
And it is very attractive to women.
I will wear this.
It shouldn't be too bad if I wear this to court.
Isn't a bit too fancy to go to...
Boss, are you personally going to court?
For these cases, don't we just let the lawyer deal with it?
- Are you stupid? - Yes, Boss.
For this kind of headlines, the media will be running after it.
Where else will you find such good publicity?
Use this situation wisely.
I can secure a month's worth of publicity with even more to come.
Send it for dry cleaning.
I'm going to lay in bed for a while.
No, Boss. We have a program later.
Cancel it. Until the court hearing, we won't accept anymore interviews.
No public appearances or announcements.
I want the media to be so curious that my popularity soar.
Boss, the media have all arrived.
Got it.
Hey!
Sorry, Mister. I've been waiting for that spot for a long time.
Old lady, you parked for too long.
- Sorry, I'm in a hurry. - You're in a hurry?
You're in a hurry? Wait!
You're in a rush? I'm also in a rush.
I saw that spot first, so it is mine.
How can you snatch it from me?
Okay, then according to your logic
as long as I see the girl first, she is mine.
Of course not.
Even if you see it, you must be able to get it.
- It's the same for parking. - What kind of comparison is that?
- You're unreasonable! - Okay.
Even if I give you the spot will you be able to park your car?
- I... - You're old. Use the bus or the train.
So you don't obstruct traffic.
You're so rude!
You're being unreasonable. I am not being rude.
I...
Oh. I memorized your license plate.
So if my car is harmed in any way, it is your fault. Midget.
It can't be.
You're exaggerating! Is it that serious?
Don't tell me you're doing this on purpose to get sympathy from the judge.
Big Director, you're too childish.
Mr. Xia, please do not harass my client.
Sorry. I was just trying to show my concern.
Xia He Jie, don't be too cocky.
I'll sue you until you are dead!
You came to the court immediately after being discharged from the hospital
which means that you have bad luck.
How are you going to sue me until I am dead?
But, Big Director, don't get agitated. Think positively.
If I didn't give you this opportunity to promote your movie for free
would you have so much coverage?
As for how lousy the movie is
I think everyone agrees with me after the premiere.
Only by speaking honestly can the truth be uncovered.
It's the ugly truth you have to face.
As for the box office, I think it won't be too bad.
Remember to send me an invitation to the celebration party.
- You... - We can provide the wine.
- You... - Don't be agitated.
Did the summon indicate the starting time?
Four.
Four? It is almost four thirty.
The judge isn't even here. What is this?
Investigation of this case shall begin. All rise.
Defendant Xia He Jie, please go to the responding table.
Defendant Xia He Jie.
Mr. Wang Ming An sues you for destroying property
slandering his reputation, as well as posing as a hazard to the public.
What do you have to say towards these charges?
Your Honor, the evidence can speak for itself.
I have a video of that night's incident that
proves everything was an accident.
Everyone has their own perspective towards art.
I criticized Mr. Wang's movie.
But I did not attack him personally or ruin the surroundings.
The video can prove that I'm speaking the truth.
Don't try to shirk the blame.
You came to crash the party first.
Your Honor, my client did not invite the defendant to attend the premiere.
The defendant barged his way in and agitated my client verbally.
Which caused the chain of events that happened afterward.
So the defendant is not innocent.
Your Honor, I had an invitation card.
I was invited to attend the premiere, I did not barge in at all.
You're talking rubbish! I didn't invite you. Your Honor.
But I have the invitation card.
If your internal system had a problem the blame cannot be put on me.
Your Honor, the defendant obtained the invitation card some other way.
We have a witness to prove that the defendant is lying.
Bring the witness in.
Your Honor.
- Miss Ma Xiao Qian. - Here.
The court needs you to swear that everything you say here is the truth.
If you lie, it is a criminal offense
and can land you in jail for seven years.
- I swear that everything I say is true. - You don't have to swear, just sign.
Miss Ma, can you tell us what happened at that time?
Your Honor, this is what happened.
That day, my friend gave me two invitation cards for the movie premiere.
I asked that friend to go with me but he backed out because he had a date.
So I thought of asking my colleague.
But my colleague said he wanted to go karaoke and didn't want to watch the movie.
- So I thought... - Miss Ma.
Things unrelated to this case does not need to be explained.
Sorry. Anyway, after that
I had an extra movie premiere invitation card.
I didn't want to waste it so I wanted to see if anyone will buy it there.
But I didn't make a profit. I sold it at the same price as the movie ticket.
Lying in court! You sold it for NT$10,000!
No, I didn't! When you wanted to buy it, I told you it's NT$300.
It was because of him. Because he wanted to buy it from me.
- That I sold it to him for NT$10,000. - Xia He Jie.
This conversation proves that you weren't invited to the movie premiere.
How do you explain that?
Your Honor, I wasn't aware of the conversation between the witness and my assistant.
But shouldn't we ask the witness to prove that the invitation card was hers?
Otherwise, everything is only based on what she says.
Miss Ma, can you prove that the invitation card was yours?
If you can't, I can sue you.
So please answer carefully.
Miss Ma, can you prove that the invitation card was yours?
If you can't, I can sue you.
So please answer carefully.
Your Honor, since the witness cannot provide any evidence...
- Can we ask her... - Your Honor!
I have proof! Because it was my first time receiving such an invitation.
I took a photo as a memento.
Xia He Jie, how do you explain
that the internal mistake which mistakenly sent the invitation card
happen to appear in this lady's phone?
Your Honor, do you know that he's a very terrible person?
That day he took a thick stack of money and threw it at my face.
I had to pick them all up.
He even told security that I was selling fake tickets.
- I was chased out! - Miss Ma, thank you.
- The witness can leave. - Thank you, Your Honor.
Defendant, please return to the responding table.
The evidence is all here. What else do you have to say?
Your Honor, no matter what method I used to get the invitation card
those who checked the cards and admitted me were his people.
I didn't illegally barge in.
After I entered I had no ill intentions.
I simply wanted to give my opinion on the film.
He was unable to accept it and hit me first.
That's how the accident occurred.
I understand.
This means that if I'm late
it's my fault that I can't find a parking spot.
And not your fault for stealing my parking spot.
These two events seem unrelated but they are a cause and effect.
Your Honor, I apologize for what happened. Really.
But I hope that you won't let the incident
with the parking spot affect your fair judgment.
Of course not. Even if you called me a midget.
Investigation of this case has ended. The result will be announced later.
Whether you're present or not the court will send you a letter.
- Court dismissed. - All rise.
Mr. Xia, I have already sent people to guard your car.
Nothing will happen to it please don't worry.
They actually got that tramp to testify.
The lines I thought of were all ruined by her.
Boss, the front doors are full of reporters.
- Do you want to leave by the back door? - Are you stupid?
Leave by the back door? What if we're found?
How will I face the media in the future?
But the fact that the invitation card was bought will be a hot topic for them.
How will you answer them?
I have already thought about this. Boss, you've alreays treated me well.
So later, I will distract them.
And you will leave via the back door.
I arranged a car for you.
These are your checks, passport, as well as a ticket to Los Angeles.
I also arranged for someone to meet you there.
So go out of town and come back when this has blown over.
You're not as stupid as I thought. Okay, we'll do that.
Then we'll... No, Boss. Back door, Boss!
He didn't have the ticket, please! I gave that to him.
He even threw money on the floor for me to pick up.
- He's terrible! - Xia He Jie is here!
He Jie, the witness said that your invitation card was purchased.
- Is that true? - Yes.
Director Wang didn't invite you so you came to disturb the event?
I did do it on purpose but not to make a scene.
Basically, I have no interest in Director Wang's movies at all.
- I had an ulterior motive. - Ulterior motive? What motive?
- He Jie, please tell us. - What motive?
He Jie, tell us. What motive?
I went for Amanda's sake.
Amanda?
I must admit that I am attracted to her.
I like her.
So I acted like a typical teenager in love and did such childish things.
I want to apologize to Amanda here.
Please forgive me for being mesmerized by you and losing any reason.
So no matter what the verdict is, even if I have to go to jail
I won't appeal to express the sincerity of my apology.
Amanda, if all this was the beginning of a mistake
then I hope that we can have a perfect ending.
Boss, it's only been a week and your popularity rose again.
Too bad Amanda didn't respond.
Otherwise, it would be a perfect ending.
After this, how do I make Amanda respond?
I have to think about this.
- Boss! - Do you want to scare me to death?
- Can't you see that I'm thinking? - Sorry, but the verdict letter is here.
I don't want to look at it, just read it.
2009's first...
You don't have to read that. Just read the verdict.
Let me see.
Actually, you don't have to. I think it's six months at the most.
A fine of NT$3,000 a day.
Six months would be NT$540 000.
Why are you looking at it for so long? Have you found it?
Boss, you've been sentenced to four months.
That's not bad I can save NT$180,000.
Remember to pay tomorrow.
But it says
'Xia He Jie had a bad attitude after the offense.
He lied in court and did not feel regretful.
In order to ensure that he repents on his bad behavior
he has to complete 158 hours of community service within six months.
He is not allowed to pay a fine instead.'
Seriously? Are you trying to scare me?
Boss, with my brain, do you think I can come up with that?
Boss, don't be upset.
It is written that you can appeal if you're not satisfied with the verdict.
Are you stupid? I already said that I won't appeal. Appeal?
Thank you, Boss. What should we do?
Okay. Since we want to play, then let's play big.
Go check where I have to go for the community service
and arrange a time for the media to interview me.
Boss, you're smart.
Why a kindergarten?
I cannot stand little kids!
Why must I go to a kindergarten for the community service?
A kindergarten applied with the court for community labor.
- So you were sent there. - Can't we change it?
I can go take care of the elderly. I can sweep the streets.
Why must I be a babysitter for the little devils?
No, Boss. This isn't like buying a lunch box where you can change the flavor.
This is community service. Just get it over with.
Boss, I know you're not in a good mood.
But can you drive a little slower?
What are you afraid of? My skills are good.
Your driving skills are too good that you stole the judge's parking spot.
Do you believe I will kick you out right now?
Boss, be careful!
- Boss, are you okay? - You dare to ask?
Do what you have to do.
Yes, I'll call you later.
Boss.
Everyone's mother is so cute.
Na Na, I asked you to draw your mother.
- What are you drawing? - UFO.
Is your mother an alien?
Redraw it! Come.
Xiao Tuo Luo why aren't you drawing?
- I did. - No, it's a white piece of paper.
- What did you draw? - I drew my mom buying groceries.
- Then where's your mother? - Mom went home.
Very good, Xiao Tuo Luo. You don't get to eat snacks today.
It's okay. I brought my own.
You!
Excuse me.
- I know you! - Miss, it's like this.
You're Xia He Jie, right? I'm Mary.
I'm so happy to see you! You're so handsome in person!
- Miss, that's enough. - Is the principal here?
- Miss. - Yes?
- Can you take me to him? - Sure!
- Principal. - Sure.
Thank you.
Children, draw well.
Whoever dares to leave their seats will have very bad luck, okay?
- Okay. - Very good.
- Please come with me. - Just lead the way.
Let's go.
- How embarrassing. - This way.
This way. Be careful of the steps.
This way. Who's embarrassed?
Quickly draw!
Mr. Xia!
The court notified me that they would send someone to do community service.
It shocked me when I found out we are getting a famous author.
We're very honored. Please have some tea.
Our principal may look like a gangster but he's a good person.
Oh, yes, can I call you He Jie?
Ms. Mary! Stop your nonsense here!
Go back to your class!
I'm thirsty, I'll leave after I drink some tea.
Okay, drink one cup.
After that immediately go back to your class!
Principal! Whose car is outside?
What happened? Were you run over by a truck?
Why did you dress up as a mad woman?
Report to me quickly!
Principal! Whose car is outside?
What happened? Were you run over by a truck?
Why did you dress up as a mad woman?
Report to me quickly!
What are you doing here?
- You know each other? - Don't tell me it is your car outside.
Is there a problem?
Do you know that you almost ran me over?
You were the idiot that almost got ran over!
You almost ran someone over! Shouldn't you get out and check?
Almost ran over means I didn't run you over.
- Good thing I have fast reflexes. - Fast reflexes?
You were driving too fast! See, my bicycle has become...
That's enough! As long as you're fine, it's over.
Don't talk so much!
Mr. Xia will be coming here in the future for community service.
We will see each other very often. So don't speak so fiercely.
I'll introduce the both of you.
Xiao Qian is one of our teachers here.
She's very outstanding. Ms. Xiao Qian.
You're in charge of letting Mr. Xia know what he should do, okay?
Principal! Why isn't it me?
I'm not stupid. I don't know about others.
But you will abuse your power and ask Mr. Xia to go to the movies with you
or to go shopping with you. You have finished drinking your tea.
So quickly go back to class.
- I haven't finished! - Get up!
You need a diet! I can never push you, move!
I am going to class first, He Jie.
Bye.
Don't drink it. This tea has been here for too long.
- I'll make another one for you. - Principal, don't bother.
There's something I would like to discuss with you.
Discuss something? Okay, speak.
Principal. Other than going on TV shows
I also write columns and reviews. I plan to release six books this year.
- I'm very busy. - What does that have to do with us?
Ms. Xiao Qian!
Mr. Xia, please continue.
With respect to the law I will fulfill the 158 hours here.
But in regards to labor I have never done it before.
I don't know how and I don't want to do it.
And I'm very sensitive to little kids.
Hearing the sound of children makes me feel very uncomfortable.
So, in order not to waste everyone's time
I will hire staff to come here and help out.
Whether you want to do gardening or paint anything
it's not a problem. I'll pay the costs.
- You're spending money... - Ms. Xiao Qian.
Principal!
Please don't interrupt when I'm talking to the principal.
- Principal! - Mr. Xia.
Even though I won't be doing any labor, I will still report here.
This way you can report back to the court.
If you agree...
this is a confidentiality contract to ensure that both parties won't reveal this.
After the 158 hours are completed...
I will give you a new school bus as a thank you gift.
Is the car imported or domestically made?
One will be imported. As for domestically made...
Xia He Jie! Don't forget that the court asked you to do community services.
So just complete the 158 hours.
Or else I will tell them that you bribed him
and tried to escape from responsibility! I will make sure you go to jail.
Principal! Are you going to accept the bribe?
How will you be an example to the kids? Tell me.
Don't misunderstand. My hand was out to shake his hand!
Did you see that? I'm not accepting bribe.
- Miss Niu (cow). - My last name is Ma (horse).
That's funny!
Okay, Miss Ma. I think we have some misunderstandings.
How about this? I'll buy a new bicycle for you.
Then we will be even, okay?
Not okay. Not okay.
It won't be okay even if you give me your car!
- Principal! - What now?
- There are a lot of reporters outside. - They are looking for me.
- Let me deal with it. - That's right.
- Let us deal with it. - I haven't finished!
It's okay. Let me take you.
Let's start with the reporters on the left.
Slowly come towards the middle.
- Look over here. - The right side.
- This side, this side. - Boss, let's change a pose. Okay.
- Okay. Very handsome! - Very good!
- Okay. - He's very handsome.
Handsome and have money!
If I have half of what he has, I would pass.
Do both of you have memory loss? He's here as a criminal!
Are you serious? This is so exaggerating.
I know you're good friends with Amanda, but that was an accident.
It had nothing to do with him. Don't misunderstand him.
Mary! Please, it wasn't like that.
Don't be fooled by his appearance!
Men must be handsome to be attractive.
If you want obedience, get a dog.
Look at Principal. He looks like a bad person.
But he has a soft personality.
And he's such a good person. That's why he's still go on blind dates at fifty.
Ms. Mary! I'm standing next to you.
Can you please leave me some pride?
I said it because you are next to me.
I don't speak ill of people behind their backs.
Principal, sorry.
Can we borrow a few kids for the photos?
I'll get some for you!
- That's great. - I will get them.
For what?
My boss says that if the picture has a few kids, it won't be so dry.
Dry? Please.
Who does he think he is? Mary, hold this!
- Xiao Qian! Ma Xiao Qian! - Ms. Xiao Qian!
- Ms. - No, He Jie. Could we ask...
Sorry. This criminal still has work to do.
Who are you?
The press conference ends now. Good bye!
No, Boss. Hey, hey.
- All right, all right. - Who is she?
This ends here. This afternoon I will publish a statement for you, okay?
Don't tell me you're asking me to clean the toilet.
After you wash the floor remember to dry it.
Otherwise the kids will fall. Let me know when you are done.
I want to check.
- Miss Zhu (pig). - My last name is Ma.
Okay. Whatever.
I know you're still angry about the tickets.
Okay, I sincerely apologize to you.
I'm sorry. Okay?
Let's forget everything in the past. Let's start over.
If you don't want to clean the toilets here
you can clean the toilets in jail.
Tell me, how much do you want?
If you don't want to clean the toilets here
you can clean the toilets in jail.
Tell me, how much do you want?
Tell you a price? Why don't you just bribe the judge instead?
Just do what you have to do and stop getting into trouble.
- Teacher, teacher. - What is it?
Wu Ming Yan threw Xiao Tuo Luo's teddy up the tree.
- Really? - Yes.
- Okay, I'll go with you. Okay? - Okay.
Let's go.
Come with me.
Let's go, where is it? Take me there. Where?
Boss, almost all the reporters left but they kind of complained.
That the interview time was too short.
If they want to complain, don't come.
If they can't get an interview they'll get in trouble. Not me.
Are you stupid? Complaining to me about such minor things.
Okay, I'll take note in the future.
What do they want?
- Where's Xiao Tuo Luo? - I don't know!
I'll go look for him.
Come here.
What?
Go up and bring that bear down.
You just asked me to clean the toilet.
Now you want me to climb a tree?
Are you trying to mess around with me, Miss?
If you didn't do anything wrong I wouldn't be able to mess with you.
Go up.
How much is that bear worth?
I'll buy a dozen for the kid! Okay?
Money, money, money. You really think money can solve everything?
There are many things that are worth more than its monetary value.
The last time Xiao Tuo Luo's bear went missing, he cried for a whole day.
What's that got to do with me, Miss?
No! He's the one that needs to do the labor, not you.
You go up!
No, Ms. Actually, if I go up...
Okay, get out. Wait for me outside.
Go.
With a boss like you he's really pitiful.
Anyone with a girlfriend like you have bad luck.
But I think you've never dated, right?
None of your business. What has it got to do with you?
- Do you have a bamboo pole? - No.
- Ladder? - No.
- I'm sure you have a chair. - Yes, but go get it yourself.
If not, then just climb the tree.
Are you a man? Dragging your feet like this.
Okay.
Remember this. I'll get you back.
I'll give you a notebook. There'll be many instances, so you can slowly record them.
Spongebob!
What? What Bob?
- Spongebob! - Keep quiet!
What are you doing? Stop taking photos!
- Delete it! - No.
This is for the records to prove that you're doing work.
You haven't cleaned the toilet yet! Go quickly.
Children! Shall we go have some snacks?
Let's go!
- Hello, Boss. - Da Mao. Go buy a pair of pants for me.
Pants? What happened to your pants, Boss?
Don't ask! Just go and get it.
For you, I will do the 158 hours of community service.
I officially announce, that before these 158 hours end
I will make you fall in love with me.
If I lose, then I'll wear a collar with a rope attached.
And let Miss Ma Xiao Qian walk me along the road like a dog.
I'll bet with you. But let me tell you, you're definitely going to lose.
Bean sprouts again?
It's not like you can grow a kindergarten by eating bean sprouts everyday, okay?
As long as I persevere I can definitely do it.
In the future I will have my own kindergarten.
Xiao Tuo Luo, why did you take Ms. Mary's chair away?
- It's very dangerous. - Hurry and open the door!
Didn't you see that I have children in my car?
Why did you honk so many times?
You're that entertainer Xia something Jie.
I'm not an entertainer. I'm an author.
I'll think of a way to let you remember and never let you forget it.
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